I'm Tsukino Usagi, sixteen years old and in the first year of high school. I'm a bit rash and a bit of a crybaby. But actually, I'm the fighter for love and justice, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon.
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Meme ganked from Miss Smashleigh to celebrate Glorious October, and we hope I don't blow it as badly as last year.
I fail at introductions because I prefer anonymity and rarely consider myself relevant.
K*ko went to college to be a rock star but accidentally ended up as a CPA working for a political subdivision of the state of Nebraska, which fact blows her mind daily. An accountant! In Nebraska! WTFnkthx. Unfortunately she is, though not rich by any means, definitely comfortable, and so loath to toss it to be an interpretive dancer just yet. She works in a 940-square acre park containing a 250-acre lake; this provides nearly endless opportunities to hide, which is important. Her co-workers basically think she is Chibiusa and leave her offerings (Hello Kitty Pocky, My Little Pony fruit snacks, a pink Lenovo netbook, glitter nail polish) to bolster her good humor and sweet temper.
People think I pay a fortune to have three feet of hair highlighted, but it just does that. I consider them my tiger stripes. Today the education assistant told me my hair was really long (side note: I despise ladies’ room conversation). I think this is like when people refer to an art object they don’t care for as “interesting.”
I have two cats, and they are spoiled, but I am not a cat lady...despite popular opinion. I thought it required at least four cats before cat-lady status was attained, but apparently I was mistaken. I also live with a boy, which I also thought was a contraindication. So I’m dreadfully confused about the whole thing. Perhaps it is because I have expressed my intent to forgo replication?
I am still driving the fifteen-year-old Saturn inherited from my mother in 1998 when I left for school. I fully intend to drive it until it explodes. Then I am going to buy a Mustang. Then they will invent electric solar hovercraft within four years.
My favorite song this week is the Para Para remix by Ishida Yoko of Do You Remember Love from Macross. That tells you everything you need to know about me right there.
