venus and mars

I am still in love with Paul McCartney because he's the only person who's never broken my heart.

every time I see your face

I had to go to the courthouse downtown to pick up a check, and I PARALLEL PARKED! and PARALLEL UNPARKED! and the unparking took just twice as long as the parking! HOORAY!

Now I am home to pet my little black daughter, who is rubbing all over the monitor and probably going to chew through the USB cord to my little pink mp3 player if I don't gently nudge her off the edge of the table. The brat will not keep her collar on. WILL NOT. They are indoor cats, but I would want her to have her tags if she ever escaped like Mimi does at home. There are days when this is the only creature in the world I ever want to see again.

My first board meeting is this week. sigh.

I probably should not wear the Baby Phat jeans. SNRK.

I also decided I needed TIGI Brunette Goddess shampoo. I am starting to be a leetle bit too high maintenance.

misfire

I need $80 Baby Phat jeans with a big gold cat on the leg.

DON'T I?

I has a tired. Pushkin has a noisy. These modes are not compatible. I wish I had a turkey leg or something to stuff in his mouth.

wisdom of the ages

Things I learned at my last job:

1. Keep your shoes on.
2. Do not call anyone "darling."
3. Do not allow dirty old men to call you "Princess," even if you ARE A PRINCESS.
4. Do not sign notes with hearts.
5. Do not cry in the bathroom, because THEY WILL FIND YOU.
6. Do not bring glitter to the office.
7. Sit at the desk at least 51% more than you sit on the floor.
8. Do not keep weapons up your sleeve or in your desk drawer, even if it really is just that bad.

What I have learned at my new job:

DO NOT PROVOKE THE WILD TURKEYS.