Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Lady Samantha glides like a tiger

Apparently my sister has attracted some little boy into following her around, and she asked my mom how to get rid of it (answer: hammer, tongs, heavy gloves). Spook just needs to have me call him so that I can explain the crazy and why it's best not to get involved. I told Mom this, and she said that he probably doesn't want anything to do with the family and just wants to sleep with her. I said I KNOW, BUT WE ARE TOO CRAZY EVEN FOR THAT. She gave birth to us; she of all people should grok that. WE ARE THE KIND OF CRAZY YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH EVEN IN PASSING. I can give you REFERENCES.

I'm serious about Cervidae's Bane. I wish I didn't have this little world in my head, because it's hard to ignore it in favor of the external side.

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