Yeah, so I was going to do this every day as therapy, or at least a couple times a week. I need to practice the OUTPUT as opposed to the INTAKE so I can become reacquainted with my happy place.
My little sister is probably going to get this fantastic audit job at a CPA firm in Virginia, and my aunt just declined a $150k position at Hitachi. Why did I turn out to be the loser? Because I LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S MOUTH NOISES INSTEAD OF TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. Why do I always have to be the evil one? I have been told I am "cute, like a little kid." Apparently I look twelve years old, sweet, naive, and innocent. FANTASTIC CAMOUFLAGE, only no one ever takes me seriously, and then they are surprised when my blue finally VOMITS.
But...I am lucky not to be dead in a tornado and not to have suffered damage to any of my possessions and to be faced with the prospect of being able to choose between two job offers and to have a family and friends and the Wonder Kitten who love me and to have running water and air conditioning and long hair and green eyes and three screws in my hip because five hundred years ago they would have left me for dead.
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If you have two job offers, would you mind taking one, and giving the other offer to me?
Just wondering.
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